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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:14
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Ethereum faces macro crisis: Can ETH’s $2K hold? – KEY insights reveal… - AMBCrypto
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No go.
Then came..
Do women wear undies under leggings?
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Judge denies defense motion to move R. Kelly to home detention - NBC News
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
‘Death Stranding 2’ is Hideo Kojima at the peak of his powers - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Cosmic Mystery Solved: Astronomers Have Discovered the Universe’s “Missing” Matter - SciTechDaily
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
What is the best soap to use for dogs?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
It has been said that people with ADHD can often hyperfocus. Can that be an advantage?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No way